One of my personal favorite badfics. And now is the time to spork it. Beware- loss of brain cells is a reported side effect.

( Vincent and his vampire army Clyde go and drink blood from the peoples! )

Okay, for once I’m going to try sporking an actual fic instead of just some summaries

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 http://ff.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=544185454

Sporky spork in italics.

[A bit longer than my usual stores. Enjoy.]

[In this chapter Rinoa is raped by Yuna. I'll put up the others in later...after Tifa and Aerith fuck each other while Yuna rapes Rin!]

You can tell just from the authors note that this is going to be... Special...

A peeping tom she ( Read more... )

What options do Cloud have when the Lifestream can neither absorb Sephiroth, nor hold him for any length of time? Eventual Cloud x Sephiroth x Cloud.

First, I would like to say that although I'm not the biggest fan of the FF series - it doesn't deserve this. While this isn't the best (or worst?) example of badfic summaries..it still make me go 'wtf now?'

*cough* So I bring you the FF summary wtfery of a Genesis/Sephiroth..fic. Thing.

Physical battles, sword to sword, were something that the ( Read more... )

Tifa moves to Modeoheim hiding something that may destroy a relationship between her childhood friend and a flower girl. Okay sorry I suck at summary... but I know this story might be good or something Please read and comment.

How could you not, with that kind of flagrant self-promotion? Unfortunately, it isn’t good. It is, however,

Crimson colored ( Read more... )

Let me tell you this: When I set my eyes on this little something (which happened on 05-09-08 if we want to be precise), it only had two chapters. Now there are four.
And the infamous Flame Rising has already caught sight of this fic too.Not as much of a badfic as some rather awkward descriptions and such. And blatant plagiarism starting chapter ( Read more... )

Coming out of hiding to deliver... Whatever this can be classified as ( Read more... )

Here are a few interesting (to say the most) summaries of badfics from the Pit. I'm not even gonna spork the actual stories, because honestly, the summaries are enough as it is. (Although I've included the links for anyone with sucidial intents.)

Seed (FFVII)
Cloud and Tifa want a baby. But Cloud is infertile. To get a baby, Cloud tells Tifa to have ( Read more... )

If you have missed the previous installments, check them out here and here.

( Where dictionaries fear to tread. )